Looks simple, but it took half a night! I hate myself...
So... This is Henk and Fluffer (new names suggestions are very welcome) There is a legend that Henk (the skinny guy) used to be a peaceful miner, but after the gold rush got him, he forgot everything what really was important - home, food, having fun with minecraft physics, and so on, until he finally stopped being a human. His skin and flash have slowly decayed, until only the white bones were the only remaining of what used to be his body, but he didn't even notice the change, and kept mining, and his bow didn't spare anyone who looked like a foe to him, and could take his gold, until one day, when he was mining gold, as usually, he suddenly heard a cry. It was a cry of baby-spider, which Henk found, stuck between some cactuses. He was crying for help. Henk carefully picked the little, fluffy critter out of the dangerous plants, and it looked at him thankfully, with his big, red eyes. ([link]) Shocked, Henk suddenly realized how much he have lost, and what the damned yellow metal did to him, and he decided to start over, along with his new friend. Now Henk the Skeleton and his loyal spider - Fluffer, are riding in the desert, hunting animals, and looking for adventures... But, of course, we all know very well how exactly the Spider Jockeys are spawning, so it's just a legend, and maybe Henk just watched too much Westerns and decided to play a cowboy...